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Showing posts with label Laughing out loud. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughing out loud. Show all posts

22 December 2017

Famous Hollywood Racist Stereotypes About African Men

By Sicebise Msengana


Racist Hollywood likes to portray us African men as warlords and savagely GENOCIDAL brutes carrying machine guns and machetes. 
African men don't smile or cry. We are always angry. We rape and kill for no apparent reason. 

1. Scammers. In order for African men to make it in life, they have to date or marry western women for green cards and money. We also have card scams up our sleeves.

04 July 2017

The Universe Owes us Nothing Except For the Gift of Life and Luck

By Sicebise Msengana























Do you struggle to find meaning in life? Are you feeling powerless and at the mercy of circumstances in your life? What if The Universe Owes us Nothing Except For the Gift of Life and Luck could motivate you to take responsibility for your life and live a life of purpose, happiness and freedom in spite of current painful situations in your life? Does it sound too good to be true? 

Well, it’s not. Come along for a bumpy, yet a realistic ride and discover what lies ahead. 

The Universe Owes us Nothing Except For the Gift of Life and Luck tells human accomplishment and tragedy from an African-centred perspective. This book comes along personal and historic overview of how things are the way they are and what we need to do to create a better world for the future generations. 

12 February 2017

Become Happy Like Gods

By Sicebise Msengana










"Being godless is simply a great thing. We do not have to enslave ourselves with the nonsense beliefs and magical rituals of religions.  We know everything is over with this life. 

25 January 2017

This is How You Lose Her

By Sicebise Msengana

















I've heard guys say things like "I can't show her too early how much I love her. She might manipulate my weaknesses." To a great extent,  it is true. Some women have a very warped

14 January 2017

How to Get and Keep a Black Guy

By Sicebise Msengana












Are you a white woman or a non-African female struggling to find a black guy? Do you wish you could date or even marry a black dude?

What if I told you that you could solve all of your life’s problems and live a life full of love and sexual freedom while being “possessed” by a strong, loving black man?

07 January 2017

A 4 Step Guide to Africa: Africans according to Whites and Asians

By Sicebise Msengana











#1 RACIAL THEORY: “We hate Africans because they are an inferior race."

“Whether we like it or not, Africans are lazy, stupid and inherently violent animals destined for perpetual slavery... .”—said white supremacists and Asian racists.

31 December 2016

How to Start a Religion in 12 Easy Ways

By Sicebise Msengana








Are you constantly stressed out and broke as an African? Do you want to enjoy life and take full advantage of opportunities? Do you wish to have an intimate relationship with your loved ones or spouse or partner?
In fact, it’s simple, and any African can do it. I have an idea of starting a religio-political cult. You can follow along at home.

21 December 2016

Rejection: It's Only a Minority

By Sicebise Msengana






Do you get that feeling like the whole world has abandoned you and you're all alone? How does it feel?

This excerpt is from my upcoming book that will be published  next year, titled How to Love Again 

30 August 2016

Are You Really African as You Claim?

By Sicebise Msengana










How African are you?

*Your parents won’t give you privacy because its their house

*Your mother hits you and hits you harder if you keep on crying

*When you have uncles and aunts younger than you

*You drink tea even when its blazing hot outside

*When your parents yell at you for hurting yourself